i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
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i like to play it fast and loose with the rules. my bike doesn’t have reflectors and i whisper “fuck you” at cops while i roll past
(Source: their-theyre-there, via fawnmeat)
the guy i like and the girl he likes are reblogging each other and clogging my dash with their cyber flirting
wow kill urselps
(via fatma-sketchbooking)
eighth grade was a dark time for everyone
(Source: specibus, via smartpeopleonice)
- me: dylan ray i want to have sex with you on my mother's antique sofa
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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